1. Battle of Bars Canteena vs. the bar in Total Recall total recall...always wanted to nail a mutant.. 2. Data vs. Yoda in Chess: yoda (wisdom outdoes logic) Twister: data (yoda couldnt reach opposite corner dots) Solving the Rubik's Cube: data by far (note in chess and rubics cube, though, yoda wouldnt have to touch it) 3. Q vs. Yoda in mind control: yoda 4. Kirk vs. Riker Seducing Women: havent seen riker do one of those hot green chicks yet though.. or get Iman! 5. Scotty vs. LaForge in Rerouting power condiuts: scotty always was the miracle worker 6. Scotty vs. Chief O'brien pulling people back from atomic particles: scotty.. no particular reason 7. Ferengi vs. Jawas Profit making: ferengi 8. Boba Fett vs. Lore Being a dick!: cunning: boba fett=asshole; lore=dick 9. Data cs. C3PO Random babbling: c3po... at least a lot of data's babbling is interesting 10. Ewoks vs. Tribbles Cuteness: Fluffiness: Making girls go, "awwwwwww": they all deserve to be tossed in a furnace anyway