Helpful Hints for Happy Kampers:

Try to remember when visiting the local harware store that the RULES of
DECORUM do Apply, and that it is considered a Breach of Ettiquette to
'twitter' like young schoolgirls while considering chains, eyebolts,
cotter pins, and other ObviouslySexuallyDeviantArtifacts

that should NOT be on public display in hardware stores, at least Where
DECENT MORALLY UPRIGHT PERSONS are concerned.

IF ONLY THE MORALLY PURE AT HEART HAD THE COURAGE TO CLOSE DOWN THESE DENS
OF INIQUITY!!!!! I SAY BRETHERAN AS LONG AS HARDWARE STORES ARE ALLOWED TO
SELL THAT KIND OF FILTH AND PERVERSION THIS COUNTRY IS NOT SAFE AT
ALL!!!!!

ciao
drieux

next week "Why Keeping an OxyAceteylene Torch, bolt cutter
		and a Marlin Spike next to the Bed is a True
			PreRequisite to Serious Safe Sex in the 90's."