Top 20 cool things about a car that travels faster than light

  20. Sleep 'til noon.  Still get to work by 8:00am!

  19. Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.

  18. Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states.

  17. Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.

  16. Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to carpool.

  15. No one can see you pick your nose while you drive.

  14. Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.

  13. LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds.

  12. You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black hole driving
      home from work.

  11. You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear horizontal
      stripes.

  10. That deer in your headlights is actually behind you.

   9. Kid from Mentos commercial almost guaranteed to lose a limb if he
      tries to duck through back seat.

   8. Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics.

   7. Bugs never see you comin'.

   5. Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan "It's there
      before you order or it's free!"

   4. Car makes it from Hollywood to London fast enough to not arouse
      suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley.

   3. License plate: "Me=mc2"

   2. Cigarette butts don't land in the backseat -- they land in last
      week!

                 and the Number 1 Cool Thing About a Car that
                    Goes Faster than the Speed of Light...

   1. Chicks dig it.

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