Subject: FW: The Proposal (a good one)

A millionaire collected live alligators, which he kept in the pool at his
mansion. The guy also had a beautiful daughter, who was single.  One day
he threw a big party during which he announced, "My dear guests--I put a
proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my
daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and
emerge unharmed"

Suddenly there was a large splash, and everybody gawked as a guy cut and
swam across the pool, swimming like Tarzan going to save Jane.

The crowd cheered the guy on as he kept churning through the water.
 Finally, he made it to the other side unharmed.

The millionaire was impressed, saying, "My boy that was incredible.
Fantastic.  I didn't think it could be done.  Well I must keep my end of
the bargain--which do you want, my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The guy says, "Listen, fella, financially, I'm doing all right, so don't
want your money.  And I'm married so I can't have your daughter.  But what
I DO want is the SONOFABITCH WHO PUSHED ME INTO THE GODDAMN POOL!!"