Below are excerpts about how guys can score points (or lose them)
from their gals from "The Game of Romance: How to Keep
Score" from Men's Health Magazine, November, 1996, p 110-115, along
with some things that are just expected of guys, therefore having a
score of zero:

Simple Duties > >
You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with > >
wings: +5    But return with beer:  -5
You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing: 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something: +5
You pummel it with a six iron: +10
It's her father:  -10

Social Engagements > >
You stay by her side the entire party: 0
You stay by her side for a while,then leave to chat with a college
  drinking buddy:  -2
Named Tiffany:  -4
Tiffany is a dancer:  -6
Tiffany has implants:  -8

Saturday Afternoons > >
You visit her parents: +1
You visit her parents and actually make conversation: +3
You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television: -3
And the television is off:  -6
You spend the afternoon watching college football in your underwear: -6
And you didn't even go to college: -10
And it's not really your underwear: -15

Her Birthday > >
You take her out to dinner: 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar: +1
Okay, it is a sports bar:  -2
And it's all-you-can-eat night:  -3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted
  the colors of your favorite team: -10
You give her a gift:  0
You give her a gift, and it's a small appliance: -10
You give her a gift, and it's not a small appliance: +1
You give her a gift, and it isn't chocolate: +2
You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months: +30
You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day: -10
With her credit card: -30
And whatever you bought is two sizes too big: -40

Thoughtfulness > >
You forget to pick her up at the bus station: -25
Which is in Newark, New Jersey: -35 > >
And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast: -50

A Night Out with Your Pals > >
You have a few beers: -9        For every beer after three,  -2 again
And miss curfew by an hour:   -12
You get home at 3 a.m.:  -20
You get home at 3 a.m. smelling of booze and cheap cigars: -30
And not wearing any pants:  -40
Is that a tattoo? -200 >

A Night Out, Just The Two of You > >
You go see a comic:  +2
He's crude and sexist:  -2
You laugh: -5
You laugh too much:  -10
She's not laughing: -15
You laugh harder:  -25

Driving > >
You lose the directions on a trip:  -4
You lose the directions and end up getting lost: -10
You end up getting lost in a bad part of town: -15
You get lost in a bad part of town & meet the locals up close &
  personal:-25
She finds out you lied about having a black belt: -60

Communication > >
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what
looks like a concerned expression: 0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes: +5
You listen for more than 30 minutes, without looking at the television or
  picking up a newspaper: +10
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep: -10