WHY MEN SHOULD BE BUILT BY FUJI (Camera Manufacturer)

 - They would automatically shut off when they weren't being used

 - You wouldn't have to wait for them to recharge after each shot

 - They last longer and come with a warranty

 - You can try them out first for a two-week trial period and return them if
   not satisfied with no risks or hassle

 - They exist to capture the moment, not ruin it

 - They come in fashion colors

 - You can keep them in maximum zoom

 - They come with replacable or adjustable parts

 - The parts that counts are portable

 - They don't mind over-exposure

 - They respond to the slightest touch

 - The one you want is available at a KMART near you