| Order: | Is each here? Does each have his opposite? |
| Chaos: | I am here, but my opposite is you. |
| Order: | Huh? |
| Evil: | Don't let him bug ya'. We're here. |
| Truth: | My opposite is not here. |
| Good: | Is your opposite "Lies"? |
| Truth: | My opposite is "Void". He couldn't make it. |
| Evil: | snicker Figures! |
| Order: | Agh! How are we going to seat five! This table is made for six! |
| Evil: | Just take out his chair and move over. Sheesh! |
| Good: | I have the cards. |
| Evil: | I've got the chips. |
| Truth: | I have the beer. |
| Chaos: | I have the cards! |
| Order: | Shut up. |
| Order: | Whose deal is it? |
| Evil: | Do ya' gotta ask that EVERY time? |
| Truth: | It is Good's deal. |
| Good: | OK, five card draw...uh, everything is wild. |
| Evil: | How can anyone win if everything is wild? |
| Good: | No ONE can win, but we all can call ourselves winners if... |
| Order: | I like this game. |
| Evil: | This is pointless. |
| Truth: | It is time to deal. |
| Good: | Here we go! Your bet, Truth. |
| Truth: | Five. |
| Order: | Five and raise you five. |
| Evil: | Don't you morons get it? It doesn't matter how much you bet! |
| Order: | I like ten better. |
| Evil: | Sigh... Call. |
| Chaos: | I fold. |
| Evil: | YOU CAN'T LOSE! |
| Chaos: | I still fold. |
| Good: | OK, I'll call. How many, Truth? |
| Evil: | What's the point in taking more cards? |
| Truth: | I will keep the cards I have. |
| Order: | I will take two. |
| Evil: | Why?!? |
| Order: | I didn't like those. |
| Evil: | None for me. |
| Chaos: | I'll take six. |
| Good: | Sorry, you folded. Dealer keeps his. Bets? |
| Evil: | Oh, just get this over with. |
| Order: | But now we have to bet! |
| Evil: | Any money you put in, you're just gonna get back! |
| Truth: | I am in agreement with Evil. Let us show our cards. |
| Truth: | I have five aces. |
| Order: | I have five ace of spades. |
| Chaos: | I have a three. |
| Good: | Please be quiet. I also have five aces. We all win. |
| Evil: | Hold it, bub. Six aces, read'em and weep. |
| Good: | Where did you get that card? |
| Truth: | He stole it from Chaos. |
| Evil: | You know the rules, boys. The pot's mine. |
| Good: | That was a stupid game. |
| Order: | Whose deal is it? |
| Truth: | The dealer progression is opposite the deal. Chaos deals. |
| Chaos: | Whee! |
| ALL: | groan |
| Chaos: | Eleven card stud-hold'em with threes, eights, jacks, and kings wild...fives count as fours, fours count as nines, and queens don't count unless there is a prime numbered spade showing... |
| Order: | I fold... |